wishing you the shittiest new year ever!



Behold the Geldscheisser. A traditional German New Year’s Eve gift for guests wishing them luck and prosperity. In fact, this lil guy wishes you so much success in the coming year that you are basically shitting gold coins. Classy and wealthy – I’ll take it!

Geldscheisser literally translates to “gold shitter,” and I can think of no better combo of candy+money+tradition+kitsch+WTFisgoingon. I love him. (fact: i bought him in October and have saved him for you all this time)

Maybe he’s the slightly less known, but frankly smarter, cousin of King Midas? With a squat and a smile, Geldy and I wish you a sweet and happy New Year!!!!!


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