What’s better than an ice cream cone at a ballgame? A helmet sundae. What’s sadder than your team losing? The sundae cart passing you by.
Luckily, I have a top secret inside connection at the Chicago White Sox, and was granted an all-access pass to the DESSERT STORAGE ROOM to make my own helmet sundae! Thassright.
The blessed White Sox dessert angels stopped everything to open their pearly ice cream gates for yours truly. Generous with portions, efficient with clean-up, understanding of the magnitude of the situation.
Sundaes featured: caramel sauce, chocolate sauce, M&M’s, crushed peanuts, whipped cream, sprinkles and a cherry on top. I’ll call this sundae the “9th Inning Miracle.”
And then three Elvises parachuted onto the field from the sky.